1. Test 1, 2

Hrm.... well I guess this is a rare occasion but I am completely pissed off to no end right now. As you all know Haley is going to NCSA and leaves on Thursday to do so. So I guess I should try to spend as much time with her as I can. Well Mom decides to go out... big suprise there. She tells me to ,"Call Cindy's Cell if you need me". Soooo bout 1/2 hour later Haley calls me up, also a bit of a suprise, I figured she'd be out having fun her last days here. So she invites me to go with her and a couple of her friends to Kings Dominion tomorrow, which is basically a theme park. Im like sure I'll go, I don't have much money on me I'll call my Mom and see if she can give me some, and I'll call u back later. *Click* I pick up the phone and try to call my Mother at the assigned number... no answer... I try again in 20 minutes... still no answer. I decide to wait... for 45 minutes. 10:30 rolls around and lo and behold Mom walks in the door. I explain to her the situation... no go, she doesn't have the money and she wont drive 5 minutes to an atm to get it.... what a cock sucking whore....
Fin

Holy shit biscuts, where the fuck has highschool gone?! Just to think that I have 8 months left of school is just mind blowing. I guess it just now sunk in that is 8 months I'm no longer going to be in the state provided public schooling system. This year promises to be an interesting year to say the least, although I am very sad that I cannot spend it with my friends in Salem. It just doesn't feel like school without them. Wow this is just crazy. I'm taking the Sat's in December and the Act's in November? I think? The fall play this year is the Crucible... interesting choice... it's a very very hard play to do well, it completely contrasts last years fall play, "Charlie Brown Christmas". My 1st surgery in a long chain of surgerys is scheduled for August 31st. Needless to say, I'm a bit worried about this one, concidering they are taking out an entire artery from my arm... no big deal. I'm going to be under for 5-6 hours... don't cha think they could do something like that in like 20-30 minutes? Downtime for this one is going to be at least a week, which kindda blows to say the least. Already I can't be exempt from any exams this semester... which included Alg. 2 and Spanish 2. Also, auditions are on August 31st... so yea great timing eh? During that week apperently I can't use my arm... hrm... which renders doing homework impossible because I am right handed, but then again I don't want to get behind, in Spanish that's not a problem I love Spanish, but Alg. 2 is gonna suck. I was sitting here thinking, and I just realized the one food that will shorten your life to a few years.... People don't eat it... Jello. Now think of this, every person with a disease that is going to kill them, eats nothing but Jello for the months before his/her death... does this say something about Jello? maybe they would've lived if they had eaten steak for the last months. Needless to say I am going to avoid Jello like the plague. If this wasn't enough I have fucking wisdom teeth comming in... son of a cocksucker... now I'm prolly going to miss days for a dentist apointment... gotta love it. Still looking for a person of the female gender, obviously I'm not as lucky in that department as I am finding free porn on the internet. Hrm.... that's an interesting juxtaposition... Masterbating linked to being single? Who would have thought... Do you think possibly they can smell it on us? Is there some weird sign that says, "This kid flogs the dolphin 7-10 times a day"? Can other males not see this? Hrm... I dunno well I guess I've spoken my peace for the time being... Peace Out and long live ardvarks!