You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail

All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail

I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas

But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine

Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can

A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me.

Also another great song... by Barenaked Ladies. Since people don't like the other songs, I chose a more uplifting song this time lol. Hrm... I said I'd post today so I am, I really didn't do much pretty boring actually. I'm trying to find a new game to play on my computer, my selection has kindda been shrinking for the past year or so.

I think it would be soooo cool to get a postcard from somebody I didn't know from some random place. Some country I never ever heard of, that would be so interesting. Then I would reply with a postcard with chimps on it, and since this is the Outer Banks, put those primates inna bikini or sumthin. That would be pretty sweet. Or like monkeys by the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse... yea buddy, I could make alot of money making this shit up. Here is a question for everybody.... if you had a chimp... what would you name it?

Does anybody else think E.T is quite the attractive alien?

-FIN-