Isn't it funny how sometimes you'll be driving...or in the shower...or on the bus...or taking a monster crap and something so weird and fantastic jumps into your brain for just a few minutes...Then when you try to remember it and write it down...it's gone?
Here is a list of some of those musings I caught in time:
Why do we all watch those people drudging through the snow when there is perfectly good sidewalks? Are they in a hurry? Or are we just afraid to be trail blazers?
In class today I watched a kid pick his nose for about 10 minutes... I was excited as he was when he finally struck gold.
What are those obligatory smiles about anyway?
Aren't we all just a little bit self-conscious?
Who invented the mile high club?
I think we all take pride in those shits that take 2 flushes...instead of one.
I enjoy listening to people listen to their headphones.
One time...just one time I want a professor who is a former Southern Baptist Church leader..."Can I hear you say Hemingway?" HEMINGWAY "Ooooohhhh yea, lemme here ya say it ageein" HEMINGWAY "Lord oh mighty, we have been gathered here today..."
I sweat more when I wear antiperspirant
Which is more dangerous while driving... Eating Taco Bell? Text Messaging? Talking on the Phone? Writing a poem? Or... Taking off a shirt and changing a pair of pants... Does it matter? I've done all 5.
2 comments:
Oh, those are all pretty funny! Some made me laugh out loud...
You know what I like to do? I like to hear music on the radio (or iPod or whatever) and listen for the singer to inhale in between lines. Why do I like this? God knows. I also like to people watch people who are people watching...
Umm, yeah.
Hey Willie, a word (or 2) of advice. Stop idling, it wastes gas! Have a good weekend dude!
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