Recently
I've taken a vow of celibacy
For reasons
That are my own
Stupidly
I've learned something about me
My regions
Need to be... well...I think you get the picture
Anyways,
Sex sex sex...SEX
There is something about that word that just...strikes a chord with me. Maybe it's the wow factor. Maybe its that negative voicing Alveolar at the ending and beginning of the word. But one thing is certain... I'm Tired of It
I'm not joking. I'm getting towards the ass end of my man whorish ways now and seriously, I'm not digging it anymore. Sex with somebody who is just a casual partner does not appeal to me. I've figured that out. There is something inside of me that enjoys the fact that somebody likes me for more than just a piece of meat and a free meal and a movie.
Maybe I'm being a bit conservative here. But I've taken a vow that I will not have sex unless I'm sure it's a person who deserves that gift from me. Because seriously, I can do things most people wish they could do. It's an honor to sleep and my bed, so I'm going to treat it that way.
I've tried this Internet dating thing... Everybody seems to be out for the same thing. You know what that thing is. There's nothing deep or philosophical about it. You browse profiles of people who you think are physically attractive THEN you actually read the damn profile and THEN you take a chance and message the person in your sights. 7 times out of 10 they'll message you back. At least was my case.
And where from there? Well you talk online or through email or text messages. Then maybe you decide to meet and goto the movie theatre and grab dinner.... boring by the way. Then for some fuckered reason it's understood that, usually, she comes back to your place for drinks.
Maybe it's my choice in Women? Maybe I don't have control of my urges or maybe...just maybe... that's what the whole online dating thing is about.
Granted, there are honest people out there looking for relationships and things of that sort. Groovy, I wish the best of luck to you all in your quest for the holy grail.
Frankly, I want to find somebody with some shared interests who is attractive to me and me to them. Who will be willing to share some experiences with me including concerts, nights out on the town, festivals, movies at home and whatever else I happen to be doing that weekend.
Really, I think I need to change my playing field.
And I need to stock up on some good porno and lubricant because it may be a very very long time till I share my bed again...
Too harsh?
Hahaha
6 comments:
I was talking to a friend of mine who is a gay woman, and she said that when she was my age, she slept around like you wouldn't believe. She explained to me that it lost it's luster after a while. She certainly wasn't conservative or anything, and she said she did it because she was unhappy, and after she woke up with a different naked woman in her bed (occasionally naked man!)ever Saturday and Sunday morning she started to realize that f***ing wasn't any fun anymore.
She said, "I realized that sex was getting boring because I wasn't sleeping with people I cared about."
So she stopped sleeping around and started only having sex with people she really liked and wanted to have a relationship with. And she said that after that she felt like her sex life improved a lot. And she was really enjoying sex.
It's not so much celibacy. You should probably just stop trying to hook up with chicks you meet on the internet. Meet a woman face to face, and if you like her and maybe care about her or whatever and are attracted to her, f**cking her silly would probably be lots more fun.
I've just taken a vow of celery- now that I'm a vegetarian due to Stefs vid! BOO-YA!!!!
Just checkin' in Willie-boy.
LI-Your friend is wise. I can certainly ID at my ripe ol' age. Be careful out there WB. Lot's o' strange stuff that can send you packin' to the doctors office. Oh boy, I just realized I was late for my urologist appointment! ;-)
Um, yeah. What she (L.I.) said.
You phrase this as if you were a victim.
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