The Fat Guy Rap

Just came up with this in the shower.

Life ain't easy as a fat guy
I look down my balls are squeezed between my thighs
Don't worry no need to sympathize
I goto Mac Donalds order super size

I wear size 46 bitch
I break chairs every time I sit

triple triple triple X G
Now I need some burgers that are mini
to feed me
in my belly

Now do the fat man...

*A couple measures of a dance*

Hey, what's that over there?
I gots Burger King in my crosshairs
You skinny people eat one burger
that's not fair

When I eat 12 everybody stares
Life's not easy as a fat guy
I have my breakfast
with a side of pie